Software Engineer Jokes

Note: This is going to be a living doc. All contents are original unless otherwise stated.

0. Love RTO

You Know This Song

1. SE vs Comedian

What’s the difference between a software engineer and a comedian?

A software engineer does daily stand-up.

A comedian does stand-up for laughs.

A software engineer does stand-up… and nobody’s laughing.

2. MBTI

What’s the most common MBTI type in software engineering?

Forget INTJ — we’re all just int j in someone else’s nested loop.

3. Design Pattern: 搁浅模式

设计模式 之 搁浅模式