Software Engineer Jokes
Note: This is going to be a living doc. All contents are original unless otherwise stated.
0. Love RTO
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1. SE vs Comedian
What’s the difference between a software engineer and a comedian?
A software engineer does daily stand-up.
A comedian does stand-up for laughs.
A software engineer does stand-up… and nobody’s laughing.
2. MBTI
What’s the most common MBTI type in software engineering?
Forget INTJ — we’re all just
int jin someone else’s nested loop.
3. Design Pattern: 搁浅模式
4. Vibe Coding
码农：有个测试不知道什么bug，一直过不了，反正能用，我就push了。以后用AI就不会有这个问题了。
Software Engineer: There’s a weird bug that causes the tests to fail. But the code actually works. Hmm… F*ck it I’m pushing the changes. Anyway it won’t be a problem in the future with AI assisted coding.
AI:
